Oh! I love French wine very much! An Englishman who does not love French wine . . . is not an Englishman.

"What,... Can it be true! ...We'll soon have cheap beef and veal at the shops?"

Croquemitaine

What Is Described as...Going to the Country to Enjoy the Pleasures of Autumn

Hang it! Mr. Montmirail, you're strapping down my stateliness!

Marshal Mortier, the Old One of the Battle of Waterloo

The Wages Do Not Permit Refreshments

Jane Avril

187th Toast: "To the national guard of Astrakhan!"

Tannhaeuser, Act III

The Mad Cow

What shall we call our little girl?

"Voyons donc, voyons donc les amis...pour deux pauv' p'tites bouteilles...si vous n'êtes pas plus solides que ça sur vos jambes..., je n'vous engagerai plus à m'payer à boire!..."