"They were good to tell me that their guns were only charged with bird shot..."

Landscape Number 42

R. P. L. Ségur d'Aguesseau

"You're looking for your trunk, mister, there it is!...and the missus' hat box too!"

China Civilizing Itself

"My dear...come see these pretty diamonds!"

Landscape Number 71

Coach Horse Ridden by a Groom

A small boy from boarding-school said that you were apostate...

Lolo in Police Court/Cover of sheet music

The Specter of the Famous Snake of the rue Lacépède: "Don't you think it looks like a duck?"

"Well done! That's how to do a tie."

Hay Tea: Here, sir, here...I brought a whole bale, sir, so one can make it as strong as you please.