The Bother of Buying a Newspaper: "How can I buy your paper and not find in it today's news..."

"I'm going to put your client in his place!" "I'll drag yours through the mud!"

"Beer? never...only absinthe'll set a man up..."

Permissible Jokes: Horses

At the residence indicated by the bill signed in Paris. . .

Listen to me well: tomorrow morning he is going to engage you for dinner . . .

Musical Seances

New Shape for a Bell Proposed by le Charivari to call back the National ssembly that the Territorial Army is yet to liberate.

"Well then, good friend, you have lost, you who would have sworn to your client that you would have won."

"I would think crocodille broth would be better than that..."

"It's strange... the stock exchange has not recovered..."

Un Magasin de Modes

Unfortunate! You will be the shame of your sex and the despair of mine!