But let's see! If Paul and Henry know, you'll have to choose . . .

Sheet Music: The Lady-Bird

Yvette Guilbert: Pessima

"That's a great hunt! Not a single bird and two summonses!"

Woman in a Lace Mantilla

J. Claude Fulchiron

Joseph Louis Gay-Lussac

Mama! Mama! That man from Luxemburg you said was a good friend of Papa's (you know you did)

"Mister, that won't do!...You have to make it right for me, mister!!!"

Putting His Spare Time to Use...

Here, Ladies and Gentlemen, Presented to You Is One of the Best Men of the Century

In League

This proves to us how perfectly useless it is to recite gracious compliments to the public in the final couplet of a play.