Mister, no one can see papa, he is in the middle of becoming bankrupt

Robert Macaire, Discounter

Scene in the Alps

Spring in Paris - "And I just ordered two pairs of white pants!..."

Politics at the Café

Lake of Brientz, Number 99

The Madame of the tent puts on her stockings! More than that, the legs!, p. 51

It Is Forbidden to Smoke...

The apartment is a gem! ... and the building, Sir! ... no children, no dogs, no pianos!

Jesu Via et Vita Nostra / Jesu Thesaurus Fidelium

"If you're not going to college any more quickly than that, I'll be stuck with you till age forty-five!"

Advice to Amateurs (Amateurs Beware)

My aunt Amelia says you're really nice; it's too bad you're so silly.